Now You Know

Sirs:

I just found out why we only use one third of our brains. There’s nothing in the other two thirds. Absolutely zero. If you don’t believe me, switch over to that “untapped resource” and try walking down a flight of stairs. After they patch you up, limp over to my house so I can say I told you so.

Evel Knievel
Cheesequake, N.J.
Letters from the Editors of the National Lampoon (1973)

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