Letter to the Editor

Sirs:

I’m a guy. But if I was a girl, I wouldn’t go anywhere. I’d sit all morning in a big comfortable chair with my hands up my dress. And then in the afternoon, I’d put my hands in my blouse. It’d be fantastic. Why the hell would I want to go anywhere? You answer me that.

Mark Farmers
New Haven, Conn.
Letters from the Editors of the National Lampoon (1973)

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